Welcome to Butt Town

There are many ways to enjoy the anus in a sexual manner, and these acts have taken place for centuries throughout history. Both men and women enjoy anal play, and men who like it are not all homosexuals. The fact is that not all gay men enjoy anal sex, so drop the homophobia! Some people truly enjoy the sensation of a finger inserted into their ass and even like it gently rotated. Other horny people may prefer to insert a dildo, vibrator, or a buttplug. Anal penetration has become a fairly modern sexual routine for many couples. This article contains the dirty scoop to enjoying anal intercourse or anal play….. in an honest, practical, and common sense way.

Many people (often women) believe that anal intercourse hurts and that it is always going to be a pain in the ass… literally. This is simply not true. It’s all about approach and being prepared mentally as well as physically. If a person experiences pain during anal sex… most likely something is being done incorrectly. Anal sex is something that a couple should ease into if it’s new to them… with a slow progressive process. It will take time, effort, and lots of preparation.

Do your research! You have the whole internet at your finger tips and there are hundreds of available websites with instructions. While my little article may give you some advice, don’t solely use it as your only guide. Read, read, read, and read some more. Read as much as you can before you venture into the uncharted territory of Butt Town. Knowledge is power!

Second, you must find out if your partner is open to the experience. Now that’s you’ve studied, be open honest and communicative about what you learned. Discuss your desire and hear your partner’s responses. If your partner is against it for any reason, do not force it upon them because it will only turn out to be a lousy experience for you both. Make the conversation naughty if you’d like! Discuss it in bed rather than at Sunday dinner. Tell your partner how excited you are during a sexual encounter, tell them how badly you want to have anal sex with them, tell them how intimate it is. Keyword here is seduction. Say it, commit to it, and perform it to the highest degree that you can. Some of my ideas to get the crack opening are: to start off with a sensual body massage touching your partner everywhere. Follow it with a full body tongue bath … including all the spots that you want your cock to experience. No rushing! If you want your partner’s butt then show them how bad you want it!

Once your partner is hot and bothered — make them feel a little “kinky” or “dirty” without making them feel cheap. If your partner protests… try more foreplay and seduction without badgering. Try using your fingers very lightly on their asshole … tease it without jamming it. Make it sexy, sensual, and seductive. Seduction is a key element remember? Trace your finger around the rim with some lube for a tingly sensation. You may advance on to finger insertion, analingus, and maybe even incorporate a sex toy. The bottom line is to keep it sexy, that’s the only way those tight sphincter muscles will loosen up!

Keep it clean baby. A bath or shower before is important. It’s a good idea to have a bowel movement at least an hour before anal sex, to make sure you don’t run into anything you don’t want to. An enema is nice too - and very thorough - but is not necessary for a clean anal sex. The anal action itself needs to be kept “clean” as well. Once your cock or sex toy has been inside the rectum, don’t put it inside anywhere else until you have washed thoroughly. Being careless can cause some nasty infections that you do not want to find out about. The entire anal area contains a variety of bacteria that belong, and should only remain in the anus. You don’t want to contaminate other areas of your body by inserting ANYTHING that has been in the anus into ANY other orifice of the body. Paranoid clean freaks can use a condom for anal sex… it does keep any mess to a minimum.

Lube up that hole! The anus is not naturally lubricated like the vagina is for example. Yes, you need to use lots of store bought lubricant – and it needs to be the right type of lubricant also. In a monogamous relationship that doesn’t require a condom… an oil based lube works excellent. It’s long lasting, slippery, and does the trick! Oil based lubes do damage to condoms so when using a “raincoat” stick to water based lubes only. They work just well, however you will find that additional applications may be needed frequently since they tend to dry up. Condoms are widely known to prevent STD’s so use common sense for your own safety. When you insert something into the anus some minor damage occurs to the delicate tissues along the anal walls. The lining of the rectum is very thin, and can rip if there is too much stress put on it. So the more lube you use – the better, because less damage will occur. The minor damage isn’t harmful mind you; the same is true when you brush your teeth. Delicate tissues in your mouth are also damaged. The point being that more lube equals more fun and safety!

You can start insertion with your lubed finger, which will help you to feel the two closely spaced anal muscles. Keep your partner in pleasure as you proceed. The anal outer ring is a controlled muscle that can be contracted or relaxed at will. The inner muscle is not controlled, it is an involuntary muscle that will react and tighten when it is exposed to tension. Now remember the anus is basically used for bodily waste, and what that means is that there is some voluntary control and some reflex reactions to stimulation. You can control that inner tight sphincter muscle with your finger while your partner relaxes mentally. Add more lube. Slide your finger in deeper and deeper… inch by inch. Curve and bend your finger naturally as it follows through the deep tunnel. You can discover the unique shape of the rectum by feeling around slightly with your finger. It’s not a straight shot, the deep canal tilts toward the front of the body. Try moving and twisting your finger until you have a clear mental picture of the inner design. Each person’s body is unique.

Stop if your partner asks you to stop for goodness sakes. Don’t be an asshole! Tension, pressure, and force can cause some pain physically and even mentally. Go back to the beginning and work your way back into it. And finally if you partner does ask you to stop completely, it’s time to listen before it becomes a “bad” experience. There will be other times to try, but not if you wear out your welcome to Butt Town! Besides, the simple truth is that if your partner doesn’t enjoy it…. then neither will you ultimately. Let’s keep going!

Step it up a notch! Now that you’ve got your finger deeply imbedded in Butt Town… try two, or maybe grab for a small toy. Use some thrusts to keep the muscles open. Allow your partner to get used to the stimulation and the sensations that they are experiencing! And now it will be time to go for it with Mr. Penis. Ask your partner if they are ready! Proceed with the prick!

Be slow gosh darn it. Take your time this isn’t a race! Initial penetration is the most difficult part. Keep your partner relaxed because it makes insertion easier. When experimenting with anal sex for the first few times, go deliberately very slow. There is no reason to rush, and if you take your time you can make it a sensual experience.

And there you have it! Lust itself will not make anal sex enjoyable. Men and women will experience it a bit differently. Practice, knowledge, seduction, and caution do make it the best experience it can be. The pleasure that cums from anal sex is very different and it’s a whole new sensation for those kinky enough to try it. Being totally absorbed in the experience can bring on intense stimulation and orgasm. One thing is for certain…anal sex can bring you to a whole new intimate level with your partner and it’s down right fun!

Erotic Story: Reduction

Carolyn Engel sat in the outer office of Dr. Matthews office paging through the latest weekly news magazine without really paying much attention to it, as her mind was on much more important things. Lifting her head out of the magazine, she glanced around the waiting room, trying to imagine what each of the people sitting there were seeing the doctor about. She made a quick observation that none of the other women in the room had her particular problem!!! There was one woman who had a nose that looked like a ski slope, while another looked like she had three chins instead of the usual one!!! No, she was the only one who was a candidate for breast reduction surgery!!! While most of the female population would probably not choose to have breasts the size of hers, most of them would never even think of going through what she was contemplating!!! Her thoughts were interrupted by the receptionist who announced, “Dr. Mathews will see you now, Miss Engel!”

Taking a seat in an empty examining room, she passed the time waiting for the doctor by counting the tiles on the wall! “Get a grip,” she admonished herself, “this is just a consultation, nothing’s going to happen today,” but then she went back to counting the tiles!!! A few minutes passed before Dr. Matthews arrived, but when he did finally come in, he immediately made her feel comfortable with his easy manner and casual conversation. “Well, Carolyn,” he began, “I see from your chart that you’re thinking about having breast reduction surgery, not a common request I must admit, we usually have patients who want to go the other way!!!” Carolyn nodded and then poured out her heart, “Doctor, I know it sounds crazy, but I almost feel like freak, the women smirk at me, and the men, well you know what they think, that all I am is a pair of big boobs with not a brain in my head!!!” The doctor listened for the next ten minutes as Carolyn described her life as the owner of a pair of 38F breasts on a one hundred twenty five pound body before asking softly, “What does your boyfriend think about all this?” After a moments hesitation she replied slowly, “I-I don’t have a boyfriend, I’m too ashamed to even think about letting a man see or touch me when I know he doesn’t care about me a whit, and besides, I think they’re so unattractive no man would want me anyway!!!

After Carolyn had completely finished venting, Dr. Matthews patted her arm and said, “The first thing we have to do is give you a thorough exam to make sure you actually need the procedure, so if you would please remove your top we can begin!” Carolyn stood up while turning her back to the doctor and slipped of her blouse and bra before turning around with her arms at her side and her incredible hanging from her chest!!! “The doctor immediately responded, “You’re right in that you have a truly massive chest, but you are totally wrong in thinking that they are unattractive, believe me although they’re large, they have perfect symmetry and elasticity with large pink distinct nipples and excellent skin tone, you have absolutely nothing to be ashamed of, in fact, you have exactly what most of the women who sit in these examining rooms desire, which is a truly feminine chest!!!” “You mean that you won’t do the surgery,” Carolyn asked sadly?!? “I didn’t say that,” the doctor replied gently, “what I said is that although you’re big, you are normal, and that before you do something you may later regret, that you should try and work through this with someone close to you!!!” “You mean a man,” she replied!!! “Shaking his head, he replied, “That, is exactly what I recommend, give yourself a chance with a man who appreciates you for being you, and see if he could care less if you are a A-cup or Z-cup!!!”

“That’s just great,” she said while flagging down a cab, “now I have to scrounge up a man just to see if he likes my tits!!! She sat lost in thought as the cab careened through Chicago’s rush hour traffic and until it stopped in front of her building on the near north side, she paid the driver, hopped out, and took the elevator to her thirty eighth floor apartment, where upon she removed her clothes and stood in front of the mirror in her bedroom and stared at her huge chest, wondering if maybe the doctor wasn’t right after all!!! She cupped them in her hands, tweaking her nipples until they stood out almost like two little thimbles, fairly begging to be sucked!!! She lifted one of the nipples to her mouth and easily sucked it in, nibbling it with her teeth and licking it with her tongue!!! “Mmmmmm,” she moaned, as her pussy drenched itself with cunt juice!!!

She was just about to drop her hand to her clit when the door buzzer rang from down stairs! “Shoot,” she thought to herself, “I can’t even do myself without being interrupted,” while throwing on a house coat and going to the intercom to see who was on the other end!

“I’m sorry to bother you at home,” John offered as he entered Carolyn’s apartment, “but the boss wanted you to review these files before tomorrow morning, and since you weren’t in the office this afternoon, he had me drop them off for you!!!” “That’s okay, John,” she replied, “come on in and let’s have a look at what you’ve got there!” They sat down at the kitchen table and quickly Carolyn went into work mode as she reviewed the documents that John had brought with him! She had totally forgotten that she was wearing a loose fitting robe that was only wrapped around her, and not buttoned or tied, which resulted in the front of it separating and revealing a good portion of her chest to John’s astonished eyes!!! When she looked up and saw him staring, she quickly covered herself up and he stammered, “I-I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to stare, but I-I……” Still feeling the effects of having just sucked her nipple, she touched his arm and said quietly, “I’m not upset, John, but may I ask you a question?!?” “Sure,” he replied gratefully, “anything at all, shoot!!!” She thought carefully for a moment, but then asked, “When you were looking at me, did you like what you saw, or was it gross to you or upsetting to you!?!” “You’re kidding, right,” he asked!?! “No,” she replied while shaking her head, “why would I be kidding?!?” “Well,” he stumbled while his cheeks turned crimson, “I mean, uh, you’ve got an unbelievable chest, and who wouldn’t like to look at it!!!” “You really mean that,” she asked doubtfully?!? Giving her an unbelieving look he replied slowly, “Yeah, why, don’t you think they look good?!?” “What I think is unimportant,” she answered quickly, “what I want to know is, what exactly do you think about my breasts!?!” “Jeesh, Carolyn,” he stammered, “I don’t know, well, I just like’em that’s all!!!” “But you haven’t really even seen them,” she pressed on, “how can you be sure?!?” Now he was sure she was pulling his chain and he responded, “Come on now, you have one of the most fantastic sets of boobs I’ve ever seen, and just because I haven’t gotten a guided tour doesn’t mean I wouldn’t want to have them!!!” Carolyn let that last sentence sink in and then asked, “John, would you like to do me a favor!?!”

Now sitting on the sofa, Carolyn turned to face John before slowly opening the front of her robe until her whole chest was exposed to his eyes! He gulped audibly and mumbled, “Sweet mary mother of god, I’ve never seen anything like it!!!” “Is that good or bad,” she asked seriously?!? “You’ve got to be kidding me,” he whispered with a now dry mouth, “is this a joke or what!?!” “It’s no joke,” she responded, “do you really like them!?!” “May I touch them,” he asked, “why don’t you let me show you?!?” It had been years since Carolyn had felt man’s hand on her body, and just the mere touch of John on her breast sent a shiver through her body, that was palpable!!! Seeing her reaction, her coworker grew emboldened, and this time without asking, leaned over, took a hard nipple into his mouth, and then commenced sucking!!! “Ohhhhhhh,” she sighed, “that feels so good, and it’s been so long!!!”

The fury growing between her legs was quickly reaching a fever pitch, so when she let her hand slide into John’s crotch, she was overwhelmed when she encountered his already rock hard shaft! “Please,” she begged, “take it out for me, I have to see it right away!!!” John’s head was already spinning, because for the past three years he had fantasized what Carolyn had looked like in the nude, and now he not only was getting a chance to see it for himself, she was also pleading with him to show her his cock!!! Not wanting to release the luscious nipple from his mouth, he struggled to undo his belt and zipper, but with a little patience he was able slide out of his pants and shorts!!! “M-my gosh,” she blubbered while taking him into her hand, “i-it’s beautiful, oh, John, you have a lovely penis!!!” John groaned as his boss began sliding her warm hand up and down the length of his shaft, and just hearing her sweet voice talking about his “penis”, well, that was as much of a turn on as her hand!!!

Although the taste of her nipple was sweet, John had other ideas for the huge chest that jiggled sexily with each one of Carolyn’s slightest movements! Letting the nipple slip from his mouth, he found her mouth and kissed her deeply, while she jealously held on to his thick manhood! He pulled away and whispered into her ear, “Have you ever had your tits fucked!?!” She moaned at hearing the crude question, but instead of being repulsed, she found herself replying hoarsely, “N-no I haven’t, but if you want to……………!!!” John quickly positioned her on the couch and in one smooth motion mounted her waist and guided his erection between the massive pillows of mammary flesh!!! “Hold them together,” he panted, while starting to slide his pecker in and out of the now tight crack formed by her incredible breasts!!! She had heard of tit fucking, of course, but never in her wildest dreams had she dreamed that it would be this wonderful, and just like a slut in a stag film would do, as his pecker poked out of her boobs just below her mouth at the end of each stroke, she let her tongue flick over the velvety head for quick caress!!! The taste of hard cock was incredibly intoxicating, and just the idea that her breasts had given him his erection made it all the sweeter!!!

He was close to losing his nut, and even though it would have been great to have blown it on her face and boobs, he instinctively knew that for their first time together, he should be inside of her!!! He mounted her quickly, carefully placing his head against her gaping vulva, making her moan with anticipation as he slid it up and down her crack, making sure that she was wide open and available to him!!! He could have just slammed it home, and in another time he might have, but he was making love, not just fucking her, so he entered her slowly, letting both of them savor the feeling of gradual penetration!!! Her initial moan grew in intensity until by the time he was fully inside of her, she was groaning loudly and begging to fucked hard, so now was the time, she was ready and demanding, her pussy a reel with desire, holding the thick male invader in its velvet like grip!!! He looked down at her as he took her, seeing the glow on her face that only came when a woman was being ravaged sexually by a lover she desired!!! As with all men, however, there comes a point in time, when the pecker head takes over from the mind and thousands of years if evolutionary instinct takes over!!! The pace of his stroking increases now, until it becomes almost a blur, pounding and ramming, the basic need to ejaculate overwhelming all other thoughts and desires!!! While she on the other hand, is caught up in a vortex of desire and need that turns her into as female carnivore, who demands that her lover use her for what nature intended, the repository for his burning seed!!!

It’s over much too quickly, but both of them, still hungry for the other remain locked together until he again becomes erect while already inside of her!!! Again he takes her, and again she meets each thrust with equal passion, this time, however, they take their time, reveling in each others body!!! He kisses her a whispers in her ear, “You are the most beautiful woman I have ever made love to, and I-I……………..” “What,” she whispers back fiercely, “tell me what you were going to say!!!” “Well,” he stammered, “I think I love you, I know it’s incredible, but I feel I know you better than anyone I’ve ever met!!!” Tears welled up in her eyes, as she thought about what Dr. Matthews had said, “Find someone who loves you for you,” and she knew in her hear that she just did!!!

THE END